Lady Wombat: Well that doesn’t automatically follow…
Chewy: But it does Mum—it’s logic—if I am the best dog in the world then I must be the best dog in Australia. And if I’m the best dog in Australia then I must be better than a Kelpie or an ACD. And since they’re herding dogs then I must be a better herder than them.
Lady Wombat: But Chewy they’re specialists with natural talents and intensive training…
Chewy: I have natural talent and since I’m such a great dog I don’t need any training… Now you must agree with that…
Lady Wombat: Well…Like I said it doesn’t automatically follow…
Chewy: But it does, Mum—I’ve explained the logic
Lady Wombat: Yes…but…
Chewy: Those Kelpies and ACD’s are just conceited! They think they’re better herders than me! Can you imagine it?
Lady Wombat: Well, actually….
Chewy: Remember that kelpie and his boss at Timor you told me about?
Lady Wombat: Well, actually….
Chewy: It’s a good thing I’m humble and generous, and not at all conceited.
Lady Wombat: Wha… Cough, cough, splutter, splutter…
Chewy: Are you all right Mum? Now like I was saying…
Chewy: But it does Mum—it’s logic—if I am the best dog in the world then I must be the best dog in Australia. And if I’m the best dog in Australia then I must be better than a Kelpie or an ACD. And since they’re herding dogs then I must be a better herder than them.
Lady Wombat: But Chewy they’re specialists with natural talents and intensive training…
Chewy: I have natural talent and since I’m such a great dog I don’t need any training… Now you must agree with that…
Lady Wombat: Well…Like I said it doesn’t automatically follow…
Chewy: But it does, Mum—I’ve explained the logic
Lady Wombat: Yes…but…
Chewy: Those Kelpies and ACD’s are just conceited! They think they’re better herders than me! Can you imagine it?
Lady Wombat: Well, actually….
Chewy: Remember that kelpie and his boss at Timor you told me about?
Lady Wombat: Well, actually….
Chewy: It’s a good thing I’m humble and generous, and not at all conceited.
Lady Wombat: Wha… Cough, cough, splutter, splutter…
Chewy: Are you all right Mum? Now like I was saying…
Chewy: Like I was saying… because I’m so humble and generous… I won’t challenge him. I wouldn’t want to hurt his self-esteem by showing him how great I am.
Lady Wombat: Well, actually….
Chewy: Then there are those blue heeler and red heelers. Did you know Mum, they’re not called heelers because they walk to heel [like I do—so nicely—when I take you for a walk]?
Lady Wombat: Yes, but…
Chewy: They’re call heelers because they are bullies. They bite at the cow’s heels to get them moving….It’s a good thing I’m not like that.
Lady Wombat: Well, actually….
Chewy: Then there are those blue heeler and red heelers. Did you know Mum, they’re not called heelers because they walk to heel [like I do—so nicely—when I take you for a walk]?
Lady Wombat: Yes, but…
Chewy: They’re call heelers because they are bullies. They bite at the cow’s heels to get them moving….It’s a good thing I’m not like that.
Chewy: Mum did you hear that? He called me a naughty word!
Lady Wombat: No he didn’t... he just called you a ***, that is a ‘PUP’—that’s short for puppy [not Palmer United Party]… because you’re small, like a puppy.
Chewy: But I’m a BIG dog—it’s just optical illusion if I appear, small.
Lady Wombat: Watch out Chewy—the cattle are coming! You’re not in the right position for herding! Watch out! Get out of the way or you’ll get trampled!
Lady Wombat: No he didn’t... he just called you a ***, that is a ‘PUP’—that’s short for puppy [not Palmer United Party]… because you’re small, like a puppy.
Chewy: But I’m a BIG dog—it’s just optical illusion if I appear, small.
Lady Wombat: Watch out Chewy—the cattle are coming! You’re not in the right position for herding! Watch out! Get out of the way or you’ll get trampled!
Cattle: Get out of the our way, ***!!!
Chewy: squeak! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
Lady Wombat: It’s all right Chew-Chew… I’ve got you, but that was a narrow SQUEAK!
Chewy: squeak! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
Lady Wombat: It’s all right Chew-Chew… I’ve got you, but that was a narrow SQUEAK!