What are you doing Mum?
Blogging.
What about?
About when Daddy and I went on holiday.
Blogging.
What about?
About when Daddy and I went on holiday.
But what about ME, Mum? What do you mean “What about me?” You went on holiday and you abandoned me! We did not! Yes you did! No we didn’t—we booked you into Bohena Pet Motel! You booked me in and you abandoned me there, for ever and ever. You’re exaggerating—we left you there for 10 days but we didn’t abandon you. |
We collected you after ten days. Okay, you collected me after for ever and ever… And you were well cared for… Well… now you come to mention it… Chewy, you had good accommodation—we even took your own bed so you’d be comfy… Well, yes but… I like to watch TV with Daddy and snuggle up to him when he’s lying on the lounge; and to have a cuddle on your lap when you’re not doing needlework… [Mummy, you do too much needlework!] |
And you have a good-sized run for exercise.
Yeah, it’s okay, but not nearly as big and interesting as my yard at home. And, Mummy, I worry about you—I need to take you for your exercise walk every day…
Yeah, it’s okay, but not nearly as big and interesting as my yard at home. And, Mummy, I worry about you—I need to take you for your exercise walk every day…
And there is good company…
I don’t know about that—you know some dogs there think they own the place—I had to put them right about that quick smart… Make them realise that I am top dog! And they are barking bullies… they don’t talk to me in nice friendly voices like you and Daddy…
Good meals... Danny told me you like the kangaroo pet mince and the chicken roll…
Well, yes, the meals were good, but… only kibble to snack on between meals… I like to share Daddy’s morning tea and have him donate nice fatty pieces of chop from his dinner for me. And I need to clean up those tasty bits of things you accidentally drop on the floor when you’re cooking, and lick out your yoghurt containers, and get all the peanut butter that gets stuck to your plate instead of your toast.
Chewy, I just think you are one spoiled pooch!
No, Mum—you’re missing the point… It’s a very nice motel, but…
I’m waiting Chewy—just what is the point?
I want to spend all my time with you [Daddy too, of course… but mainly with you.] I was scared you’d forget about me…and leave me there for ever and ever and ever.
You are a silly little… er… dog! But you are the best doggy-woggy in the whole wide world and I love you heaps!!! I will NEVER forget you or abandon you.
Promise, Mummy?
Yes, Chewy. I promise.
I don’t know about that—you know some dogs there think they own the place—I had to put them right about that quick smart… Make them realise that I am top dog! And they are barking bullies… they don’t talk to me in nice friendly voices like you and Daddy…
Good meals... Danny told me you like the kangaroo pet mince and the chicken roll…
Well, yes, the meals were good, but… only kibble to snack on between meals… I like to share Daddy’s morning tea and have him donate nice fatty pieces of chop from his dinner for me. And I need to clean up those tasty bits of things you accidentally drop on the floor when you’re cooking, and lick out your yoghurt containers, and get all the peanut butter that gets stuck to your plate instead of your toast.
Chewy, I just think you are one spoiled pooch!
No, Mum—you’re missing the point… It’s a very nice motel, but…
I’m waiting Chewy—just what is the point?
I want to spend all my time with you [Daddy too, of course… but mainly with you.] I was scared you’d forget about me…and leave me there for ever and ever and ever.
You are a silly little… er… dog! But you are the best doggy-woggy in the whole wide world and I love you heaps!!! I will NEVER forget you or abandon you.
Promise, Mummy?
Yes, Chewy. I promise.